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STUPID RECAP: STARWARS IV by =jack07:iconjack07:



ALONG TIME AGO IN THE 1970's THERE WAS SPACE... AND IN SPACE WAS DARTH VADAH WHO WENT AND DID SPACE SHIT ALL OVER SPACE... THERE WAS SOME ANGRY HIPPIES THAT WERE LIKE "NO YOU" AND STOLE VADAHS SECRET PLANZ THER PRINCESS WAS THERE AND SHE WAS LIKE "NO" AND VADAH SAID "BITCH PLEEZ" AND THEY WENT TO THE DEATHSTAR... MINEWHILE THERE WERE ROBOTS AN OLD GUY AND A WHINEY KID... HANS OLO WAS THERE WITH HIS DOGGIE.. ALDERAN GOT ASS-WHIPPED BY THE DEATHBALL AND THE MILENIUM FALCO WAS ALL CAPTURED UP THE DEATHBALLS ASS..THE PRINCESS WAS SAVED BUT NOT BEFORE THE OLD MAN GOT KILLEDED BY DARTHVADAH CAUSE LUKE DISTRACTED HIM IN THE SWORD FIGHT.. THEY FLEW AWAY AND WENT RIGHT BACK HOME BECAUSE LEIA KNEW THAT VADAH WOULD FOLLOW THEM... EPIK SPACE STUFF HAPPENED IN SPACE AND THERE WAS X's AND Y's UNTIL THERE WAS VADAH IN HIS SPACE FIGHTER FIGHINT LUKE IN THE DEATHBALL GRAND CANYON... DEAD OLD MAN SAYS TO USE THE FORCE F=MA AND FIRED HIS LAZOR DOWN THE DEATHBALL'S ASSSSSCAT... THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER UNTIL LUKE FIGURED OUT HE KISSED HIS SISTER

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UNTIL THE NEXT 5 MOVIES THAT IS
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PRESENTING STUPID RECAP NUMBER 1



STARWARS EPISODE IV


(i dont own star wars)
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THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER UNTIL LUKE FIGURED OUT HE KISSED HIS SISTER


XD rofl......thats good.....

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WoAh.
:D

why thank you

haha
i laugh everytime i read this XD

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hate destroys the soul of anyone who tries to teach it
I AM THE DEATHBALL YOU SHIT IM STILL ALIVE FIRIN MAH LAZAHS
NOT UNTIL LANDO CALZONE CAME AND SHOT UP YOUR ORGANS

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hate destroys the soul of anyone who tries to teach it
FUCK THAT ALL OF THEM ARE METAL SO RAPING ME WOULD HURT
D:

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hate destroys the soul of anyone who tries to teach it
...Wow, um Im a huge Starwars fan but even I found this to be hysterical! XD Very good!

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I like food! =D
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this was totally spur of the moment

im glad you like it!

i laugh everytime i read it :P

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hate destroys the soul of anyone who tries to teach it
THAT DARTH VADAH SURE IS A BUZZ KILL.

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I am the dragon slayer! Hear me sing!

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